If you read my book – ok, Dave Lowe’s book –
My Hamster is a Genius, you’ll discover, thanks to Ben and his Dad, that I often find myself in very perilous situations. But I like a bit of danger, so I’m reliving my exploits with this Top 5
Top 5 Most unpleasant places to find yourself in
1. Inside Ben's pants – not pleasant and not somewhere I indeed on frequenting. The one time I found myself there, was to hide from Ben’s meany maths teacher has left me seriously claustrophobic – not EVER happening again!
2. Attached to a small lunchbox whilst flying through the air – almost as bad as being strapped to a frisbee mid flight – almost…
3. Inside a homemade spaceship, strapped to a firework, in your neighbours back garden – this was SO not in my job description.
4. Inside a dolls house, dressed in a tutu, sipping tea with Barbie and Ken – well actually the tea was ok and I liked the cucumber sandwiches, but the tutu is a no-no and to be honest Barbie and Ken are a little dull.
5. Under a size 10 shoe, pumping up and down like a mechanical crusher
What are your top 5 most unpleasant places?
1. My holiday – perilous even to consider a holiday with Ben’s family.
