Following
a rather close call with a devious catnapper – and a particularly smelly search
through our neighbour’s rubbish bin – I have come to the conclusion that I’m
very much like a small, furry Sherlock Holmes! The great Sherlock Holmes lived
at 221B Baker Street, London and I live in a small cage in Ben’s bedroom, but
the famous detective and I actually have rather a surprising amount in common:
1. We’ve
both got silly names. My full name is Jasper Stinkybottom. (I did not choose my
own name.)
2. When
Sherlock had a difficult case to solve, he often smoked a pipe or played the
violin to help him think. Of course,
smoking is a very bad habit indeed, especially for rodents, and I don’t have
access to musical instruments. However I
do have a wheel in my cage, and going for a run often helps me to come up with
ideas (and helps me keep fit at the same time). Great minds really do think
alike!
3. My
owner, Ben, asked me point out another similarity: Sherlock Holmes could often
be short-tempered, and, according to Ben, I have been known to lose my temper,
too – so would you, if you were stuck
in a cage pretty much all of the time, and had to sleep only 15 centimetres
from your own poo..
4. Both
Sherlock and I appear in books! Mr
Holmes stars in the brilliant stories written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, who is
widely regarded as one of the great writers of the last 200 years. My
adventures, on the other hand, feature in the ‘Stinky & Jinks’ books
written by a guy called Dave Lowe, who is sometimes regarded as one of the best
writers in his own family.
5. Sherlock
has an assistant called Dr Watson, who is an actual doctor, and who is nice and
helps him solve crimes. I have Ben. He’s nine.
He’s not particularly bright, and doesn’t clean out my cage enough, but
he is occasionally helpful when I’m trying to solve a mystery . . .
I don’t
want to seem immodest, but surely I must be the best hamster detective of all
time?! See for yourself in the latest Stinky and Jinks adventure, My Hamster is a Detective – it’s much
shorter than the Sherlock Holmes novels, and is full of brilliant pictures,
including one or two of me . . .
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